reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
I wish Facebook could pick up on when you and the person you were briefly seeing stop talking to each other. Yes, I know we were friendly on messenger for some time and we liked each others posts occasionally but please stop sending me updates on what he’s doing because I don’t give a fuck.
now: wow he's only 30?
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Life can be overwhelming —Belle Aurora, Friend-Zoned (via quoted-books)