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reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich


I wish Facebook could pick up on when you and the person you were briefly seeing stop talking to each other. Yes, I know we were friendly on messenger for some time and we liked each others posts occasionally but please stop sending me updates on what he’s doing because I don’t give a fuck.

me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?


You Should See The Other Guy by Jacob SparksStore


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

I haven’t held your hand in eight months and the human skin replenishes every twenty-seven days. You’ve never touched this skin and I don’t think you ever will. —The most satisfying string of words I’ve ever seen. (via drythroats)


(via dopexthrone)
Some days are just hard and you want to go asleep and wake up a week from now knowing the problem is gone. Everyone feels like that once in a while.
Life can be overwhelming —Belle Aurora, Friend-Zoned (via quoted-books)

Me, everyday.


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